Ibiza is a paradisiacal place, and many people try to make the most of the most beautiful corners of the island to have sex with incredible views. But finding the ideal place is sometimes difficult. Until now.
This is the typical map, like when you search for restaurants on Google Maps, where these are geolocated public riding schools to have sex with some peace of mind.
In Ibiza about 80 ‘sexcondites‘ are counted and each one of them has, in addition to the location, a comment and a score according to the users’ experience. There are bathrooms, streets, coves… the ‘sexcondites’ can be located anywhere where you can have a sexual relationship.
For example, one user recommends the multicinemas parking lotthe parking lot of the Multicinemas, although only for certain hours, since during the day it is a very busy place with vehicles entering and leaving it.
“It’s for special occasions where there’s no more room to go to, you’ve got to synchronize with the person to be able to go out and enter without being seen (people going to the bathroom, cleaning lady or guard). Recommendation, do not make too much noise. UPDATE: “There is always a security guard at the door, it is now impossible to enter without being caught”. These are the cetis bathrooms and due to the user’s ‘upgrade’, the score he gives it for the level of privacy is ‘medium’.
Riding schools in Ibiza / mispicaderos
A place with a high level of intimacy is the viewpoint located on Fruitera street. “An idyllic enclave to be in couple. It is a small but charming place, because as its name suggests, it is a viewpoint where you can see the whole city of Ibiza,” explains another user.
Like on the Titanic
There is a place that for some is very romantic to have sex and it is located in the center of Ibiza. “If you want to feel like Jack and Rose in Titanic in the mythical scene of ‘I am the king of the world!’, don’t hesitate to go to this place and put the missus against the railing while you look at the port in all its splendor. Only suitable in the wee hours of the morning and out of season. It is usually deserted, at most there will be the port watchman who usually do not notice anything”. It is the Hammer.
Another riding school is Port des Torrent, “between pines and junipers typical of the island, one of the best places to get some powder”.
In Santa Eulària they recommend, among others, the subway parking in front of the bus stop: “From the 2nd subway floor there are usually not many cars… on the 4th floor there is nobody…”.
The name of the web does not give rise to subtleties: Mispicaderos.com. The web already accumulates more than 36.400 ‘sexcondites around the world: from Italy (4,000) to Mexico (1,000). Barcelona (1,700) is the second most promiscuous city in the ranking after Madrid (2,400). Each point includes location, how to get there, level of intimacythe company’s website includes a list of the most important information, vows, sexual background, explicit jokes and even a Google Street View image. A TripAdvisor of “quickie” sex.
Sexcondite : “It is that public place where I can have rsexual relations without getting caught“defines Josean, who is behind the website. This web designer has spent 15 years discovering sex clubs around the world from home, he explains to El Periódico de Catalunya. The idea came to him in 2009. Fifteen years later, the project is going from strength to strength.